The Multiverse Employee Handbook – A Science Comedy Podcast Exploring Space, Time, and the Absurdity of Cats

Welcome to the Habitable Zone Compliance Department, where real estate optimism collides with astrophysical reality and the phrase “nearest neighbor” does absolutely nothing to address the four-and-a-half-year commute at light speed. In this astronomically ambitious investigation, we explore humanity’s persistent projection onto Alpha Centauri—the triple-star system we’ve collectively designated as Plan B despite knowing roughly as much about it as we know about the internal policies of Neptune.

Welcome to the Mergers and Acquisitions Department, where due diligence extends across dimensional boundaries and the phrase “target verification” takes on distressingly philosophical implications. In this ontologically ambitious investigation, we explore humanity’s latest attempt to multiply reality by infinity whilst maintaining that this represents sound scientific reasoning rather than elaborate excuse-making for uncomfortable questions about fine-tuning.