Frequently Asked Questions

A: It's a science comedy podcast that explores everything from quantum physics to astrophysics to sci-fi scenarios through workplace metaphors. Think of it as your guide to navigating corporate culture across the cosmos, where every meeting creates a distortion in spacetime and the Mars rover moves at the same speed as your expense report approval.

A: Every Tuesday at exactly 3:14 AM EST, though due to relativistic effects, some listeners report receiving episodes last Thursday or next Wednesday. When you're dealing with astronomical time scales, a few hours here or there hardly matter.

A: Congratulations! You've experienced a temporal anomaly. That episode might be caught in a gravitational time dilation field or stuck in our content black hole. Either that, or our upload schedule is being affected by the same mysterious forces that make Voyager's transmissions arrive late. Have you tried looking in orbital path #7B-42?

A: Yes, but please ensure they listen to the version of our science comedy podcast that aligns with their universe's physical constants. We've had enough trouble with the office telescope creating wormholes as it is.

A: Not at all! Like Jupiter's Great Red Spot, you can appreciate the show's magnitude without understanding all its atmospheric complexities. Our science comedy podcast is designed to be simultaneously educational and entertaining regardless of whether you know your quarks from your quasars.

A: Only when Mercury is in retrograde. And technically, you've already warped several light cones just by reading this FAQ. Don't worry though - our legal team has offices in enough star systems to handle any causality violations.

A: That's actually explained by Kepler's Third Law of Management: the orbital period of a supervisor's opinion is proportional to the cube of the semi-major axis of your last project deadline. We suggest scheduling your performance review when your workplace planets are properly aligned.

A: Studies conducted on both Earth and our Mars colony suggest a 42% increase in cross-departmental efficiency, though we should note that on Mars, productivity is measured in successful communications despite an 8-minute time delay.

A: Absolutely! Just make sure to specify which solar system they're from and whether they comply with the Interplanetary Labor Standards. We're still dealing with the paperwork from that one listener who accidentally prevented the discovery of Pluto's planetary demotion.

A: All complaints should be submitted to our Interstellar Customer Service Department, which exists in a state of maximum helpfulness and minimum radio frequency availability. Alternatively, try sending your complaint via Voyager 1 - it should reach our offices by the year 40,000.