Frequently Asked Questions

A: It's a comedy podcast that exists in a quantum superposition of educational and entertaining until observed by your manager. Think of it as your guide to navigating corporate culture across infinite realities, where every meeting creates a new timeline and the office printer exists in a perpetual state of "needs toner."

A: Every Tuesday at exactly 3:14 AM EST, though due to relativistic effects, some listeners report receiving episodes last Thursday or next Wednesday. Time is more of a suggestion when you're dealing with quantum mechanics.

A: Congratulations! You've experienced a temporal paradox. That episode technically hasn't been recorded yet in this timeline. Either that, or the quantum uncertainty principle is affecting our upload schedule. Have you tried looking in parallel universe #7B-42?

A: Yes, but please ensure they listen to the antimatter version of the podcast to avoid any universe-ending annihilation events. We've had enough trouble with the break room microwave as it is.

A: Not at all! Like Schrödinger's cat, you can simultaneously understand and not understand quantum physics while enjoying our show. In fact, this state of quantum confusion is optimal for maximum entertainment.

A: Only on Thursdays. And technically, you've already caused several just by reading this FAQ. Don't worry though - our legal team exists across enough parallel universes to handle any causality violations.

A: That's actually not our fault! According to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle of Management, it's impossible to simultaneously know both your job performance and your supervisor's opinion of it. We suggest scheduling your performance review in a universe where you've already gotten that promotion.

A: Studies conducted in at least three parallel universes suggest a 42% increase in multidimensional efficiency, though we should note that in one of those universes, productivity is measured in packets of quantum entangled coffee breaks.

A: Absolutely! Just make sure to specify which universe they're from and whether they comply with the Temporal Prime Directive. We're still dealing with the paperwork from that one listener who accidentally prevented the invention of casual Friday.

A: All complaints should be submitted to our Quantum Customer Service Department, which exists in a state of maximum helpfulness and minimum accessibility. Alternatively, try filing your complaint yesterday - our temporal feedback loop usually catches those before they become issues.