Your Privacy, Our Policy - The Multiverse Employee Handbook Podcast

At The Multiverse Employee Handbook, we take privacy seriously across all possible dimensions. Here's what we collect, store, and definitely don't sell to interdimensional data brokers:

WHAT WE COLLECT:

IP addresses (for analytics, not for tracking your quantum state)
Email addresses (only if you subscribe to our newsletter, and only in this reality)

WHAT WE DON'T COLLECT:

Your alternate timeline data
Quantum superposition states
Interdimensional browsing history
The location of your office's missing staplers
The real reason the break room microwave smells like that

DATA STORAGE

Your information is securely stored using state-of-the-art encryption that even quantum computers from Universe X-42 can't crack. We promise not to share your data with any entities, corporeal or otherwise.

COOKIES

Yes, we use cookies. No, not the ones from the office party that exist in a quantum superposition of "probably still edible" and "definitely don't risk it.

YOUR RIGHTS! You have the right to:

Access your data
Delete your data
Pretend this reality is the only one where you subscribed
File complaints in any dimension you choose

CONTACT

For privacy-related questions, please submit Form QP-42 in triplicate across three parallel universes. Or just email us here. Remember: In the multiverse of data protection, we're all just trying to keep our bits and bytes from quantum tunnelling into the wrong reality.