You were not the intended recipient of this page.

That said, you’re here now, and it would be rude to ignore you.

This QR code connects to The Multiverse Employee Handbook — a science comedy podcast about physics, reality, and why the universe insists on being complicated.

You may close this tab and nothing will happen. Statistically, this is what most people do.

The Multiverse Employee Handbook Logo

Proceed anyway

2025 As a Mathematical Concept
Published December 30, 2025 | About 30 minutes

I regret nothing

Or take the boring, responsible route:

This page is intentionally low-pressure. The universe already has enough funnels.