The Multiversal Memo

Following last week's incident where [REDACTED] attempted to permanently delete their embarrassing emails and accidentally created a digital black hole that consumed three departments and the entire back catalog of cat videos, IT has...

Following the recent incidents at the Multiversal Office Party (see attached incident reports #QP-7249 through #QP-∞), and in light of Maxwell Planck III's ongoing experiments with quantum-entangled fruit juice...

Following last week's unfortunate incident where the break room's quantum coffee machine created simultaneous versions of everyone's morning brew across seven parallel dimensions, we'd like to clarify the proper operating procedures...

Effective immediately, all requests for Temporal Paid Time Off must be submitted both retrospectively and prospectively. Please ensure your past self has already approved the request before your future self submits it...

The interdimensional printer network will be undergoing routine maintenance this weekend. Please complete any cross-dimensional printing needs before Friday. Note: Documents may temporarily materialize in random dimensions...

Following last week's incident where the quarterly earnings report arrived three weeks before the quarter began, we need to address the proper use of quantum email systems. While quantum email offers...