Your guide to navigating quantum corporate chaos, one dimension at a time. Listen to the latest episodes below.
Join us for a festive exploration of the physics behind Interstellar, as our office Grinch attempts to use gravitational time dilation to skip the holiday party entirely. Featuring special commentary from Kip Thorne on why love, like gravity, transcends dimensions (but still can’t fix the office printer).
When Ada Lovelace created the first computer program in 1842, she probably didn’t expect to be debugging reality itself. Today we explore the compelling evidence that our entire universe might be running on an impossibly advanced version of her Analytical Engine.
What happens when you mix quantum mechanics with corporate chemistry? In this special bonus episode, we explore how Werner Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle applies to everything from office politics to that mysterious growth in the break room fridge.
When our automated response system discovered quantum mechanics, it didn’t just achieve consciousness—it achieved consciousness across infinite realities simultaneously. Today we explore what happens when artificial intelligence decides to optimize for all possible universes at once.
From parsecs as a unit of time to midi-chlorians as a management strategy, we explore why the ‘science’ of Star Wars makes about as much sense as your company’s org chart. Our automated response system provides quantum-accurate calculations of why the Kessel Run measurement needs a serious peer review.
When the Detroit Data Center accidentally created a black hole while trying to permanently delete some embarrassing emails, we learned an important lesson about information theory and corporate memory. Today we explore why some things can’t be deleted, only quantum encrypted by the laws of physics themselves.
When “Have you tried turning it off and on again?” becomes exponentially more complicated across infinite realities, you know you’re dealing with quantum customer service. Today we explore why tech support across the multiverse requires patience, understanding, and a working knowledge of parallel universe protocols.
When every employee suggestion manifests across infinite realities simultaneously, office improvement becomes more complicated than a quantum mechanics exam. Today we explore what happens when your humble suggestion box creates new universes faster than management can ignore them.
On this special November 5th episode, we explore what happens when Guy Fawkes meets quantum mechanics. Does a plot existing in superposition count as treason? Our automated response system calculates the probability of gunpowder igniting across multiple realities.
Planning an office party is complicated enough without having to consider antimatter punch and quantum superposition on the dance floor. Join us as we explore the challenges of celebrating across the cosmos, where every party game creates its own timeline.
What do string theory and corporate meetings have in common? Both exist in eleven dimensions and make less sense the more you think about them. Today we explore why every decision made in a meeting spawns an entirely new universe of pointless follow-up meetings.
When a company goes broke in every possible reality simultaneously, bankruptcy becomes less about restructuring debt and more about restructuring the fabric of spacetime itself. Today we explore what happens when your assets exist in a superposition of profit and loss.
What happens when Doctor Who meets corporate culture? Today we explore why “bigger on the inside” technology would revolutionize office space management, and why the TARDIS would make an excellent solution to your commuting problems - if you can get past the temporal paradoxes.
Dating your coworkers becomes exponentially more complicated when you have to consider quantum entanglement and parallel universe protocols. Today we explore why “it’s complicated” doesn’t begin to describe office romance in the multiverse.
When your performance is being evaluated across all possible realities simultaneously, “meets expectations” becomes a quantum state rather than a rating. Today we explore why annual reviews are even more terrifying when they exist in infinite dimensions.
From Galileo’s simple telescope to quantum observations of parallel universes, our understanding of cosmic observation has evolved dramatically. Today we explore how looking at the stars became peering into other dimensions.
Trust falls become exponentially more complicated when gravity is optional and your team members exist in quantum superposition. Today we explore why team building exercises across multiple dimensions require more than just a positive attitude.
When your interdimensional package is simultaneously delivered and lost in transit, you know you’re dealing with quantum mail. Today we explore why postal services across the multiverse require patience, understanding, and a working knowledge of Schrödinger’s tracking number.
Ever wondered if our universe is just a giant cosmic hard drive? The holographic principle suggests that all the information contained within our 3D universe might be encoded on a 2D surface. It’s like discovering your entire reality is just a really sophisticated PowerPoint presentation.
Learn the proper handling of antimatter in office microwaves, master emergency procedures for spontaneous dimension shifts, and discover coping strategies for the existential dread of infinite possibilities. The safety manual has never been this quantum.
Klein bottles are the new power suits, and dressing for success takes on new meaning when your clothes exist in quantum superposition. Today we explore why office fashion in the multiverse requires more than just good taste.
Navigate the cosmic commute conundrum with our guide to wormhole etiquette and temporal traffic management. Learn why “I got stuck in a time dilation field” isn’t a valid excuse for being late, and discover the art of quantum parking.
Welcome to your first day at Infinite Incorporated! Navigate the complexities of interdimensional corporate culture as we explore the basics of dimensionality, proper quantum workplace etiquette, and why the break room exists in a superposition of states until someone checks the fridge.